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John Green, British Bad Boy Extraordinaire: Part Three Part Three: When Jason woke up, the first thing he saw was Percy Jackson's face. It was rather unnerving. He looked like an excited puppy, which made him wanted to coo, but that wouldn't be good for his manliness. "Percy?" Jason croaked. "What are you doing here?" Percy shrugged, "Just wanted to check up on you. You know, some family bonding time. Say hi to my dad!" "Wait," Jason furrowed his brows. "Your father's here?" He turned his head and saw the sea god right next to his son. Poseidon smiled and waved. Then he noticed Reyna and Annabeth standing behind them, with Frank hiding i

John Green, British Bad Boy Extraordinaire: Part 2 By: IHateRickRiordan "Enough of your stupid meddling tricks, Hera! Stop this nonsense immediately!" snapped Zeus. Poseidon let out an annoyed sigh. "Do you understand how I feel now, brother dear?" Zeus glared at his older brother. "Shut up, you! I'm trying to make things right now!" "Seriously, Hera! My son is now British and he's practically worshipping that...that insolent sea spawn who turned down our generous offer of immortality!" continued the king of the gods. "Taking a page out of Athena's book, I see, Zeus." the sea god commented drily. Zeus' royal nostrils flared. He gritted h

Jason Grace, or John  Green, whatever, woke up in the Zeus cabin. The hippie Zeus statue stared him down. John, which he was called now, wrinkled his nose. "Well, old man, you're not here, are you? So I get to do whatever I'd like." He smirked to himself, grabbed a can of shaving cream (where he got it, I have no idea), and was about to fly up and spray the statue all over with it when the door to the Zeus cabin opened. A girl with dark hair and color-changing eyes poked her head in. She was cute. In a scruffy sort of way. She stared up at John in confusion. "Jason? What are you doing with a can of shaving cream?" John blinked. "Jason? Who

Pointless Rant (About PJO) Okay, guys. This is a pointless rant. Just a warning. I hope you find it entertaining. Hello, peeps! Today I'm here (virtually) to talk about The Mark of Athena. Now, I know you guys are pretty much preparing to groan, "Oh, no! Not another one!" But hey! This one is probably going to go way off topic, so just hang tight. Or I could tie you to a virtual chair. Don't know how I'm going to do that, but I'll find out. So, I'll cut to the chase (Hehe, chase. Get it?). The aftermath after the fall into hell. Is it just me or does it seem to be that Jason, Coach Hedge, Frank, and Leo are the ones that are crying and moan

It's Not Peter Johnson: Part Two By IHateRickRiordan Sequel to The Adventures of Peter Johnson Poseidon arrived at the throne room to find the gods crowded around, staring at something below. Again. Probably looking at Pierre. He cleared his throat, "Just what do you think you are doing?" The gods scrambled back to their thrones at the sound of his voice. Poseidon rested his blazing eyes on Hera, who shrunk back in her throne. Poseidon shook his head slightly, "You just couldn't resist, could you?" Aphrodite huffed, "Well, it's not my fault! He's wearing skintight leather pants. They look very good on his ass, by the way. It's not our

It's not Peter Johnson: Part One Sequel to The Adventures of Peter Johnson By: IHateRickRiordan Annabeth Chase was about ready to blow up. Just when she thought that this whole Peter Johnson thing was worked out, she now had a different international Percy added to the mix. And he was French. And, let's just be honest people, the French don't like anyone. His name was Pierre Jacques, and what's worse is that Hazel and Frank were paying a visit. Only the gods know what might happen when they meet. Though, to be quite honest, it was hilarious to see Percy speak with a French accent. It was hard to keep a straight face while talking to him, s

Sequel to I Am So Not Going to Survive Okay. This may seem rather stupid or weird to you, but I just remembered that I had a girl named ATHENA in my English class last school year. Oh my f***ing gods. Dude! You know how weird that is? First Athena, then Thalia, who next is the fates going to torment me with? I'm just lucky my memory's awful or else I might even recognize even more names from my past ENGLISH classes. English. They have it in English class? What the heck is going on here. I don't know about you, but I think that something fishy's going on, and it ain't me. Even though I eat fish. And I was just driving with my mom to pick up

Tribute to the Percy Jackson Fandom By IHateRickRiordan Once upon a time, there was a girl at the age of twelve who loved to read books. She loved to read so much, but she never got hooked on just one series. That all changed one summer afternoon… She was shopping with her family at a store. Now, the girl was bored sometimes, and this store sometimes spread out books for customers to check out before buying. The girl often went there when she was bored. When she arrived, however, she saw the tables decked out with just one book title – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. The girl gaped. It was the only book there. She gre

Okay. I am SO not going to survive the wait for The House of Hades. It's killing me here! You wanna know why? I'll tell you why. In my English class, there's this girl named Thalia Gardner. I'm serious! Thalia. Gardner. As in Thalia Grace and Katie Gardner! So, like, whenever I hear Thalia, I just have a near freak out. It's awful. But we're also reading The Odyssey, so that's a double blow towards me heart. Life is out to get me. Whenever we read the text, I just want to fall asleep. It was incredibly boring. But then my English teacher starts mentioning Percy Jackson, and I nearly had a heart attack! He keeps on mentioning it, and it's ki

Percy "Unimpressive"  By IHateRickRiordan Okey doke. So I want to rant to you all today because someone said that I should post these more often. And I've been noticing a lot of hate towards Piper about her comparison with Percy and Jason. I took that personally to the heart. But then I remembered Piper called Percy a skater boy, and the sing Sk8ter Boi popped up in my head and now it's permanently stuck there, and I have this weird idea of Annabeth singing this song as if to tell Piper, "Girl, have you lost your mind?"  O.o But then I became curious about the actual definition, so I typed it up on Google. It was weird, because basically,